I've heard that the best remedy for acne (pimples) is one that has been used in Greece for a long time to good effect. You need to peel a clove of garlic, marinate it in good quality olive oil with some chilli powder overnight and apply it supositorily, leaving it up there till you have to expel it. Has anyone tried this? Is it really effective?
I bet you could take some rough sandpaper and an electric sander and a bit of body putty and some paint and hide 'em really good